A poem about baths

One, two, your unbuckling my shoes?

Three, four, oh no, not that door!

Five, six, this must be fixed.

Seven, eight, its baths I hate!

Nine, ten, never again.

Eleven, twelve, SAVE YOURSELVES!

Thirteen, fourteen, your just plain mean.

Fifteen... fifteen... 

I can only count to fifteen. 

-end-

Why I'm a boss

Gone are the days of rug burns and limitations because this stud is walking.

After chillin' in my walker for a majority of the morning and getting my squats in, I was feeling the burn and I just knew. It was time. This baby was gonna walk.

Mom hears my cry and carries me out of the walker and on to the ground. I approach the nearby couch and my heart is racing. First the right leg, then the left. I take a deep breath and as I toss my pacifier aside, I knew there was no turning back. #yolo.

And three steps later, I'm a man. A walking man. Walking around the living room. Like a boss. Can't wait to strut my stuff at Little Tykes tomorrow. Suzy will be all over me like baby powder on a bad rash. Most importantly, I can't wait to show up the new kid, Paul.

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This is Paul. He thinks he's cool. Not cool enough to walk though. Burn.

Teething Hell

So, what's worse than teething? Nothing.

While having your teeth slowly tear and rip through your gums usually always sucks, today was beyond crap. What's a baby gotta do to get some numbing gel around here?? Why do we need teeth anyways? I'm perfectly content with pureed fruits and vegetables for the rest of my days!

Trying to sleep the pain away. Until next time.

Blogging Baby?

Yes. I'm a baby with a blog, calm down.

Got a lot on my mind these days so I thought I'd start me a blog. It's mainly to kill time while the rents think I'm napping. What can I say about myself? I love to crawl, bath times suck, and I'm not a fan of mushed carrots. (Who is?) I don't get out much since I can't walk yet. Crawling is cool but inefficient. I go to Little Tikes Daycare down the street. That's where I met my girlfriend, Suzy. She's pretty cool. Here's a pic of her:

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The girl looks good in a walker. Anyways, nap time's just about over so, until next time.