The day started off like any other. I was finishing up an awesome new episode of Yo Gabba Gabba when mom & dad both approached me with a ridiculous grin on both of their faces. They picked me up and started randomly giving me kisses and hugs. Weird right? Well, it get's weirder.
My mom sits me down on her lap and begins to tell me this boring story about how excited my parents were when I was born and how I've been the perfect little bundle of joy. Duh parentals, this is old news. I rock. I start to doze off and day dream about Peggy-Sue when all of a sudden I hear the dreaded words: "YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BIG BROTHER!"
Yup. That just happened. Then they kissed me a million more times and put me down for a nap. Life sucks. Already plotting my revenge. IT hasn't even been born yet and it's already ruined my life. It will be a sweet, sweet revenge.
There can only be one.
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